epiphyte, n.

Aug 20

nprfreshair:

By Emily Blincoe

nprfreshair:

By Emily Blincoe

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Aug 19

yoisthisracist:

I can’t think of a better career move for Macklemore than if he rolled up to get teargassed with the citizens of Ferguson.

Aug 14

Anonymous said: I feel so useless sitting here. What can I do to help Ferguson??

natnovna:

there’s a bail and legal fund that’s been set up for those who’ve been arrested 

this person is trying to organize a food drive for school kids in ferguson

national moment of silence 2014 (for victims of police brutality) 

share the following: 

videos of what has happened

links to articles

how to make a tear gas mask

livestream link to the peaceful protests

Aug 13

therumpus:

“When you hold me there are words for that. I do not remember the words for that but I remember that there are words. There are not words for when you do not hold me. I remember that there are no words in the world so I say them.”

— From Gephyromania by TC Tolbert

Aug 10

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importantbirds:

awwww-cute:

Hooray!

Tip for marathon: take three step, A celebrate it! Do again until complete 26 mile! Very easy, do not forget hoorays!

importantbirds:

awwww-cute:

Hooray!

Tip for marathon: take three step, A celebrate it! Do again until complete 26 mile! Very easy, do not forget hoorays!

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Aug 08

clarabeau:

Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me?

I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle.

Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you will find a trash pile Man Candle section. You will see candles called MMM, Bacon!. Riding Mower. Man Town. (I’m not kidding. Man Town.) Stay strong. Not in this section, but likely very near this section, you will find a candle called Mountain Lodge.

Hold this jar in your hands like a talisman. Close your eyes and picture a man.

I want to be clear: I’m not talking about a Hugh Dancy. Or an Andrew Garfield, a Ben Whishaw, even a Tom Hiddleston. This exercise requires someone in the Chris Evans weight class. The Richard Armitage department. Someone with smile lines around his eyes who could chop the cedar for your bower with his own hands, strangle an alpha wolf, carry you home when you sprain your ankle in the woods, bench press your entire body. Picture this man in your mountain home with a full beard, a slightly grimy white henley, a fond half smile he reserves only for you. Now open the lid and smell Mountain Lodge.

Steady yourself on the man candle display. Give yourself a second. No, you’re not wrong. Yes, the Yankee Candle Company has just eliminated the need for men. This medium tumbler Mountain Lodge candle jar is now your boyfriend. The Yankee Candle Company has effectively replaced the need for contact with the male half of our species with a compact and clean-burning candle in a jar.

"Do you like this one?" the cashier asked, ringing me up. "Every man should be required by law to smell like what this candle smells like," I replied intensely. "That’ll be $12.01," she said.

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MOUNTAIN LODGE

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Aug 06

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