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crying bc CHRIS EVANS’ EYELASHES

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historymiss:

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bestillmyraginghormones:

Chris Evans on the set on The Avengers

I think I need to reblog this.

Yes this is a good six thousandth post.

HIS WAIST THOUGH

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jesus h christ this should not be as erotic as it is

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“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU  wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.

WHAT

SOMEONE WRITE THIS FIC PLEASE

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theumbrellaseller:

Disney’s Mightiest Heroes - A Disney/Avengers Playlist

1. Perfect World - The Emperor’s New Groove - Tony
He was born and raised to rule, no-one has ever been this cool

2. I Just Can’t Wait To Be King - The Lion King - Thor
I’m gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware.

3. Zero To Hero - Hercules - Steve
He’s got the moxie, brains and spunk; Zero to hero, a major hunk.

4. The Mob Song - Beauty and the Beast - Bruce
It’s a beast, one as tall as a mountain / We won’t rest ‘til he’s good and deceased

5. Go The Distance - Hercules - Thor
I know every mile will be worth my while, I will go most anywhere to find where I belong.

6. Be Prepared - The Lion King - Loki
Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning / decades of denial, is simply why I’ll / be king undisputed, respected, saluted, and seen for the wonder I am.

7. Awakening - Sleeping Beauty - Steve
(Instrumental)

8. Friends On The Other Side - The Princess and the Frog - Loki & Chitauri
And when I look into your future it’s the green that I see.

9. Bein’ Green - The Muppets - Bruce
When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow, or gold /Or something much more colorful like that

10. A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes - Cinderella - Steve
No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true.

11. Friend Like Me - Aladdin - Tony
I’m in the mood to help you, dude, you ain’t never had a friend like me.

12. One Last Hope - Hercules - Nick Fury
You’re my one last hope, so you’ll have to do.

13. Tale As Old As Time - Beauty and The Beast - Steve/Tony
Bittersweet and strange, finding you can change, learning you were wrong.

14. I Won’t Say I’m In Love - Hercules - Tony
If there’s a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I’ve already won that.

15. Once Upon a December - Anastasia - Natasha
Far away, long ago, glowing dim as an ember, things my heart used to know, things it yearns to remember.

16. I’ll Make A Man Out of You - Mulan - Avengers (“Suit up”)
We must be swift as a coursing river / with all the force of a great typhoon /with all the strength of a raging fire /  mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

17. He’s A Pirate - Pirates of the Caribbean - Clint
(Instrumental)

18. Son of Man - Tarzan - Tony
In learning you will teach, and in teaching you will learn; you’ll take your place beside the ones you love.

19. A Whole New World - Aladdin - Tony/Steve
A whole new world (“don’t you dare close your eyes”)
A hundred thousand things to see (“hold your breath it gets better”)
I’m like a shooting star, I’ve come so far, I can’t go back to where I used to be.

20. A Star Is Born - Hercules - Avengers
So don’t lose hope when you’re forlorn: just keep your eyes, upon the skies.


(Note: Yes, I know Anastasia isn’t Disney, but, shh.)

I’M DYING THIS IS PERFECT AUGH

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rubdown:

maycontainninjas:

Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.

YES OH MY GOD THIS IS BETTER.  I mean I love Nick Fury as Mr. Bubbles more.  Totally fits.  yes. good. 

I’m shaving my head over this right now. 

AUGH HAWKEYE AS ROBIN HOOD

AND CHRIS EVANS CAN BE MY SLEEPING BEAUTY ANYTIME

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gingerhaze:

Finding out about Hawkeye’s 70’s miniskirt costume is one of my favorite things that has ever happened to me.

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rubdown:

Scarjo also wearing a shirt and blazer = kill me.

i would happily do all of these people. jeremy renner’s dumb face, god. and stupid dorky mark ruffalo, everywhere, always. AND TOM HIDDLESTON. TOMMMM

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gingerhaze:

bless you for submitting this, kajpaj.

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